Monday, August 29

And we're stickin' to it

I never would have believed it to be true, but it is. Aliens DO exist and they DO abduct people. Jessi, Duncan and I are living proof.

We have spent the last month God knows where in outer space, with these huge ugly aliens. They were very nice and didn't do any science experiments on us or anything... really they just like our blog. But see, although they have wifi on their planet, they have no internet access on their space ships, and therefore they couldn't stay updated on our blog as they flew their missions. They decided to abduct us so we could tell them all of our stories in person. And of course, since we were on a spaceship with no internet access, we weren't able to blog.

Now that their mission is complete (interstellar recycling program of old busted sattellites) and everyone is safely back at home, we have a little catching up to do. They had bad timing - right before they took us we'd been using the boat weekly! I mean here we are a boat blog, we go on a bunch of boat trips, and just as we are about to blog about them... ZAP!! Oh well, such is life.

Anyway, for the next couple entries we'll be playing catch-up...